Austin St. John - The Original Red Ranger

Thank god we didn't have to go to a theatre to see the Power Rangers. It would have been like the time Missy and me went to see Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure - we felt like Den Mothers in a theatre filled with dysfunctional Boy Scouts and 15-year-old hetero couples french kissing loudly - slurping & sucking, slurping & sucking - for all their friends to see. Getting back to the Power Rangers, Austin, our lust-object, should have taken off his shirt a lot more during his stint as the Red Ranger. Instead he teased us with tanktops that showed his massive arms and dared let us peek at his chest from time to time. We wanted more and are still waiting for those DVDs to appear. Episodes with Austin on iTunes are as foggy as some of the images you see here. But we're patient. Austin will come through for us.